You know you're getting used to living on Planet Japan when...

...you can keep peeing when the cleaning lady comes into the gents.

...you can keep peeing and greet her 'konichiwa' when she's cleaning the urinal next to yours.

...you pay US$80 for a lousy meal without even blinking.

...you automatically stand on your left when you get on the escalator.

...you expect the toilet seat to be warm when you sit on it.

...you can spritz and blow dry your ass after a dump.

...you can take a taxi home, without showing the cabby a map.

...you can sit through a 2 hour meeting without yawning.

...you can sit through the same meeting with only one cup of coffee.

...you can sit through the same meeting without wondering how they lost the war.

...you actually ask others 'what do you think?'

...you get excited at any TV program televised in english.

...you can order a complete meal just by pointing at pictures.

...you think lunch at a Sizzler is the highlight of your week.

...you can watch the NBA on TV with japanese commentary and not find it strange.

...you worry about earthquakes, typhoons and godzilla attacks.

...you actually believe ultraman will save you from godzilla attacks.

...you have to keep a blog to keep your sanity.