The Chungs are heading home...

...for a vacation.

Our nonchangeable-nonrefundable-noncheap-noneverything cattle-class tickets have been booked and paid. I for one cannot help but gush on the joys of traveling in economy, the wide, spacious seats, the passionate yet understated service and savouring haute cuisine at 35,000 feet... Oooh! I so look forward to 7 hours of pampering and indulgence that I can hardly contain myself and the best part is, I get to do it all over again 12 days later.... the joy in my heart!

For those of you who are used to traveling in business class or even first class, I urge you to stop paying more, save your money or your company's money, the only way to fly the friendly skies is to cram yourselves into the back of the plane like the rest of us, you'll be in for a truly enriching experience, reminiscent of the days of classic train travel. Perhaps like the Orient Express I hear you ask? Or the Flying Scotsman? Maybe the Indian-Pacfic?

No, no, no it's more like when the Nazis stuffed the Jews into the cattle cars and shipped them off to Auschwitz to realize the Bush Doctrine... sorry, I meant Hitler's Final Solution.

We'll be invading Singapore hawker centres on the 18th of December and devouring our way through till the 29th.

Hope to catch up with everyone then...