The key thing here is to get lots of coffee, because if it's a lunch meeting, it means one thing... it's gonna be long. Inevitably the most boring and monotonous person will be doing the bulk of the presentation. The highlight of the meeting is a toilet break.

The most important person here in the picture is the translator, without her, I fall asleep within seconds.
Another staple at lunch meetings is the bento box lunch. My question is, what is wrong with a sandwich or hamburgers or char siew fan (yeah right!)? These darn bento boxes look attractive but the food is always cold and I can't tell what half the stuff is... I have a simple rule here, if I don't know what it is, I'm not eating it. The problem for me with Japanese food is, even if I knew, I'd wish I didn't...

Anyway this particular meeting took 2 and a half hours. I think I went to the toilet 5 times...

3 comments:
Send the box over, I'll eat it all, no Qs asked. Tell you what, swap you for a wood oven baked authentic italian pizza that I can get here at home anytime. In the meantime, drink lots of beer: guaranteed for extra toilet visits. Just tell them not to translate your burps....
you are sooooo damn unadventurous when it comes to food, dude...can't imagine you being in nipland for long...kinda boggles my mind...
Seems to me you should do away with the translator and be assured of catching on your sleep.Must learn to prioritise, son.
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